AI room intelligence, with attitude

Your room called. It wants an intervention.

Upload your room, desk, or workspace for a brutally funny AI audit—then get practical design fixes and shoppable ideas to pull off the comeback.

First roast free. Public sharing is always your choice.

VibeAudit hero

Audit result

“Your cable management has entered its villain era.”

The VibeAudit promise

Funny first

Share-ready lines worth sending to the group chat.

Useful next

Three concrete improvements, not vague decor advice.

Private by default

You decide whether your roast leaves the room.

One photo. Full diagnosis.

From exposed cables to actual character arc.

VibeAudit turns a quick laugh into a practical room plan. No measurements, mood-board marathon, or native app required.

01

Upload your space

Drop in a photo of a bedroom, dorm, desk, or workspace. VibeAudit reads the details in seconds.

02

Get the roast

Receive sharp, funny commentary formatted for sharing without turning your personal space into public content by default.

Built for roast cards, reaction videos, duets, and opt-in weekly rankings.

03

Make it better

Move from the joke to three practical design changes and relevant products that fit what your room actually needs.

Design plan

Layout, lighting, and styling priorities

Shopping edit

Relevant pieces, without endless browsing

Pay for the glow-up, not the punchline

Start free. Upgrade when you want the after.

The Roast

$0

For the laugh, the reality check, and a practical place to start.

  • One AI room roast
  • 2–3 shareable one-liners
  • Three design recommendations
  • Relevant shopping suggestions
Get a free roast
Full transformation

Glow-Up

See a redesigned version of your own space before you move a thing.

$3

per room

Everything in The Roast
AI-generated after image
Expanded design direction
Saveable transformation concept
Create my glow-up

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Before you upload

Questions your room is too embarrassed to ask

Your space can take it

Give your room the honest feedback it needs.

Come for the roast. Leave with a room you might actually want to show off.

Audit my vibe